Kale would like to know if you are looking for any hired help to help with the laundry. He is very very good at tasting receiving blankets and has at least 2 months experience on the job. He is not looking for a large amount of compensation as he really enjoys his work. Perhaps a boobie or two here and there if you have it to spare. Otherwise, perhaps just some clean diapers and a sucky now and then.
I like that he is squirming so much that his feet are blurry.